Micro Wrestling Federation

I went with some friends to the Starting Gate in Los Alamitos. They were hosting midget wrestling as the main event of the evening.

The guy on top was named Justice. He looked like a mini-Undertaker from WWF. Here he's about to pounce on some little Filipino dude who came out only five minutes earlier dancing around and flirting with all the ladies. And yes, that's him in the trash can with his legs sticking out.

There was some dudes giving this little guy a ton of shit. These guys were shouting "Fuck you" and giving him the finger like they were really mad at him. Here's little man yelling his face off.

The guy on the left was called Meatball. He was definitely the largest midget I have ever seen. Maybe he was a dwarf? Either way he ended fighting against both of these other guys and ended up pulling his pants down and rubbing his bare ass in their faces. Here's a PG-13 preview of the mayhem that occurred.

Dead Possum

So there i was. Towering over a dead possum in the middle of the street with my camera in hand. The streetlight was out, so i used my cell phone as a light source to focus. A truck drove by and there i was.

Caught red-handed in my morbid activity.